Pete the Jakey

''"Am as happy as a gipsy's dug wae two cocks." - Pete''

Peter 'Pete' McCormack, better known as 'Pete the Jakey', is an alcoholic and is Craiglang's drunk. In the episode, Recipe, it turns out that Pete is the inventor of the Beefy Bake.

Trivia

 * Even though at the end of the episode were Pete 'pretends' to be an undercover agent and at the end it is revealed he actually is, it may just be a joke and not true.